Just to brighten your day

Subject: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:28 pm

So, I may not do one of these every day, but here's some little sayings that will hopefully brighten up your day a bit.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 03, 2009 6:31 pm

Here's a few just to get things started. I got them one out of a cook book believe it or not.

The telephone book proves that talk isn't cheep.

Even if your dreams don't come true, be thankful your nightmares don't either.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:14 pm

Did you know that the most common name for a street is Second Street?
Most people assume that First Street already exists somewhere, or it is eventually renamed something else. This leaves Second Street as the most common name. Odd isn't it.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:16 pm

true! In orangeville there is actually a second street crossing second street xD

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:05 pm

Haha
Wow. I did not know that.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:08 pm

littlePrincess wrote:: Haha
Wow. I did not know that.

HAHA xD yeah dru's car locked down at 2nd and 2nd xD

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:29 pm

These may be more for teachers, (since I got them out of my teaching calendar) but they're still cute.

When you've read the same paper three times, it's time to go to bed.

Kids aren't the only ones who welcome the distraction of a fire drill on a warm, sunny day.

Teachers possess two great powers: the ability to open and expand young minds, and control of the bathroom pass.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:09 pm

"I have not failed. I have discovered twelve hundred materials that don't work." (Thomas Edison)

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:22 pm

"Love from above!" Rayne summers

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:39 pm

Anyone else want to put little sayings in here, feel free to. It's open to anyone who wants to. ^.^

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:18 pm

I just thought of this because of the new roleplay idea. We were playing a game back in University where you right down the first thing that comes to your head for a certain statement. (Example: Things you shouldn't carry while riding a bike. Things you wouldn't expect your grandmother to say. etc.) You then have to guess who said which one. Anyways, for those of you that know me, this is something you wouldn't expect to come from me.

Statment: Things you would say to the seven dwarfs
Response: You know you wanted her.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:56 pm

respondse: Hey twerps, got a bathroom?

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:58 pm

Another responce: Dopey...Is that your name for a reason?

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:58 pm

((same game))

What would I say if I had a secret but couldn't tell anyone but you?

respondse: I'm wearing purple panties

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:00 pm

The little kid response: "Nah nah nah nah nah nah"

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:41 pm

What are the 3 words that humiliate guys everywhere?
Hold my purse.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:08 pm

Got this in an e-mail.
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here... You don't.

(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they (1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time, (3) are easier to train, (4) normally come when called, (5) never ask to drive the car, (6) don't hang out with drug-using people; (7) don't smoke or drink, ( Cool

don't want to wear your clothes, (9) don't have to buy the latest fashions, (10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and (11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:43 pm

errr when you say it like that...you can sell their children..it sounds like you're selling them on the black market xD

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:53 pm

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
Charlie Brown.

"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
Dan Spencer

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:54 pm

Lady Hefin wrote:: errr when you say it like that...you can sell their children..it sounds like you're selling them on the black market xD

Well...I don't think it was meant to sound like that. Sorry it sounds that way thought. I didn't write it.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:11 pm

ask what dru thinks of children, he wants to sell some of ours for money on the blackmarket

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:25 pm

Harsh. I really hope that's a bad joke.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:31 pm

yeah

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:12 pm

I thank Canada's Wonderland for this one.

Instead of cars, we should all have roller coasters. It would get us everywhere faster.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:00 pm

Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs to find your prince