Just to brighten your day

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:06 pm

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:36 pm

"The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work." - Oprah Winfrey

"Never doubt a small group of committed citizens can change the world" - Margret Mead

:It is our choices....that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - J.K. Rowling

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:43 pm

You can't have everything....where would you put it?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:02 pm

I have the answer in my head. i just haven’t found it yet.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:56 pm

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." -Groucho Marx

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:25 pm

Nice one.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:20 pm

"I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me." -Unknown

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:33 pm

"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults." -Mitch Hedberg

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:30 pm

Hmmm. I never thought of it that way before.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:41 pm

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." -Groucho Marx

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:27 pm

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:43 am

"Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice." -Unknown

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:37 pm

Mother: Finish your dinner; there are starving children in the World. Child: Sorry mom; I didn't know I was causing mass starvation because of my eating habits.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:42 pm

I know these are more religious, but I had a good laugh.

Some minds are like concrete* *
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.* *

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.* *

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:32 pm

Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:33 pm

littlePrincess wrote:: Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

Not true, I'll never know enough

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:30 pm

The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty and the pig likes it.

It's not enough to have something to fight for. You also need something to fight against.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:34 pm

littlePrincess wrote:: The amount of sleep required by the average person is always five minutes more.

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty and the pig likes it.

It's not enough to have something to fight for. You also need something to fight against.

nah you don't paticularly need something to fight for but instead to beat up to a pulp to relieve your stess

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:35 pm

Good point. Never thought of it that way, but still a good point.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:08 am

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:43 pm

Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them very well.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Rule number 1: The wife is always right.
Rule number 2: If the wife is not right, refer back to rule one.

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:44 pm

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach

Those who cannot remember the past will spend a lot of time looking for their cars in mall parking lots.
-- Jay Trachman

My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:48 am

"If the rain were to pass not even the sun that followed would warm me like your smile"

Subject: Re: Just to brighten your day Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:35 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uuzPsigAyM&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=07949876701F46BE